What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Yup! 1978 I was under “daylight” driving restrictions (in one year I would be eligible for a regular...
Why the heck not? Genetically incompatible opposite sex couples procreate and raise children togethe...
I have to bring back a Halloween story I had answered with before. My older sisters were in fine for...
Well, I grew up with a single mother, who was basically working class. We lived for a couple years...
Pretty far. Now my experience was in county jail, a county that is in the top 10 most populated coun...
A planetary system described as abnormal, chaotic, and strange by researchers has come into clearer...
I've been trying to use the external world to represent what I have internally and presented to some...
I don't know what it is but when I get high I'd put on all my girlfriends sexy clothes make up shave...
>> Let’s dispel the idea that this missile is somehow some kind of game changer. >> Great! Since the...
Social media loves a good niche. Let’s face it, the internet is like a never-ending buffet. If you w...
My mother once said, "You'll see this happen when you have a baby: when the baby is inside of you, i...